It's been an interesting week or so in the land of law:
It’s been revealed thousands of policemen suffer post-traumatic stress disorder after witnessing so much violence and horrific injuries. Luckily, there’s a cure. Stop beating people up. The police said they now want to carry Tasers permanently. I can’t wait for the next demonstration in London. It’ll look like the video from Thriller.
Then of course cops were caught taking photos of each other sitting on the Queen’s throne while on duty at Buckingham Palace. It’s lucky the Queen didn’t catch them. As she’d have got a slap in the face and a baton to the legs.
Finally, a Japanese woman has been sentenced to death after four of her neighbours died when she served them a curry laced with arsenic. There are probably still British men who would complain it wasn’t hot enough. Arsenic curry? That’s a bit too bland for me. Can you do me a polonium vindaloo?
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