They keep saying Barack Obama is the first black President, that's a lie though isn't it?
What about Wayne and David Palmer in the series 24? And they did a bloody good job.
Oh, and now Americans are paying thousands upon thousands of dollars for his extra tightened security, because they are worried about attempted assassinations. Where are these assassins? Moreover, where were they for the last eight years when we had President Emeritus Bungle George. The revolution I am starting must begin to pick up pace.
Gordon Brown has decided to jump on the Barack Obama bandwagon in his recent meeting with the newly enthroned President, Gordon Brown said:
"I share many values with Barack Obama."
Sadly, popularity isn't one of them. Gordon continued to tell Barack we are all better now because crime and fear have gone down in the U.K especially since the fight against terrorism. Umm..... really? We should all relax because the fear of crime is actually greater then crime itself. Good, because I miss those days when I saw an unattended piece of baggage at a train station, and I thought 'oooh I'll have that.
Right must dash, yet again another busy day, reviewing a book by Jillian McKeith, called You Are What You Eat, well if she's right then after reading the first chapter, at some point in her own life she's eaten a proper miserable bitch.
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