Do I look like an agony Aunt to you? No? Good then sympathise and agree with me when I say how irritating it is when someone tells you their problems when you're paying for a packet of rosemary. Great you've got trouble with your veins, why don't you walk once a week and stop eating crisps and fried cheese? Then as you haven't been able to get a word in, Mrs Moaner says how great a listener you are (for a man) and tell you to have your own help column. I think not, I'm going to start writing to an Agony Aunt myself.
Dear Bitch,
I have trouble making friends, what are you going to do about it?
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