Is it me, or is Michael Jackson becoming like one of the villains from a scooby doo sketch?
Wandering around an abandoned funfair wearing a plastic face, it's hard to see the difference.
Maybe the photo shown is unkind, but he is starting to look like a clown who has had a heart-attack. The puff handed music genius (did you see those photos?) showed the star looking disheveled and, if we're honest, a bit like mouldy puff pastry that someone had sneezed on with a fatal dose of MRSA. His family were all looking fresh faced during an interview to promote their reunion tour this week, saying that it was not how old you are, but how old you feel - which I'm sure is the real reason all the Jackson Five look about fourteen years old, and not at all because they're pumped to their frozen eyebrows with rat poison. If their testimony is to be believed then how do you explain Michael? At 51, he has the mental age of a seven year old, and the body of a 60,000 year old techno robotic cyborg. Britain's Sun newspaper reports that Michael has contracted a staph infection that has spread through his body and has the potential of becoming a flesh-eating condition, How many bugs do you know eat plastic? And if such bugs do exist, why can't they recycle my empty coke bottles?
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