Saturday 21 February 2009

Who ya gonna call......dunno can't find the number

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The way we deal with criminals in this country has got to change has is not? Particularly terrorists I reckon. Abu Qatada (WHO?) was the latest example of our nonchalant attitude to terrorism this week.
The preacher of hate was released on bail on the condition that he doesn't leave his house, and doesn't visit or speak to Osma Bin Laden. That's really got to have screwed him over.
"Oh no, how bad, I had booked two tickets to see Slumdog Millionaire on Sunday, the Government are so mean, my tickets are wasted"
What have we done about the Mugabe situation? A man who made an election so corrupt that Ant and Dec took second place and our response is..... we will take away his honorary degree. Seriously! Edinburgh University has revoked his honorary degree of law! Well done people, you show him we mean business by messing up his C.V
And it is us that suffer. In ten years time we will be flying naked on glass planes and look back on a three hour wait at Gatwick (whilst being mugged outside the Tie Rack), as a blessing in terrorists disguise. Take your shoes off? If you can't work out the man tiptoeing in brouges might have something to hide in his size 9's then you should imprisoned for crimes against the brain. Leave us in flip-flops alone, we want to get to Malaga and start ordering chips and gravy thank you.
Period.

Chris McG

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