Fifa President Sepp Blatter has come forward this week saying the football transfer system is like "modern slavery", with Ronaldo vocally agreeing after his desperate attempts to sign with Milan some time back. I'm sure all those years ago the Egyptians were saying 'we're being treated like footballers' whilst being whipped and tortured for fun.
We're all saying Ronaldo doesn't have a sense of perspective. Since he was a young boy he has been praised ludicrously rewarded for having well coordinated feet.Of course he's not got a sense of perspective, we're lucky he has not killed someone with very skillfully with his feet.
We have no idea what it is like to be Ronaldo, drinking smart cocktails, having sex with beautiful android women. If we had to live Ronaldo's life for five minutes, we would shit our brains out of our eyes. That is my moving cry to understanding for Ronaldo.
Football is just a distraction from the war and the economy, they might as well have someone come on the telly with a big bunch of keys, hold them up and say 'look at the shiny shiny.'
Oh, and if football is like slavery, you can bet your arse Max Mosely will be thinking he is in the wrong career. (that will be cut before print I am sure)
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